Description

You’ve Got the Mental Load. We’ve Got the Tee.

This isn’t just a T-shirt. It’s a truth bomb in cotton form. The Chief Everything Officer T-Shirt is made for every woman who holds the whole damn thing together — the household, the emotional labor, the snack planning, the broken dreams, and still somehow manages to smile through it. Most days, anyway.

Designed for the woman who never officially applied for the role of CEO of Chaos but got promoted anyway — without pay, perks, or even a lunch break — this unisex oversized tee is your new off-duty uniform. Perfect for lounging, leading, parenting, planning, people-pleasing (we’re working on that), or just… existing. In comfort. With sarcasm. And style.

Made from buttery-soft 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (because you deserve luxury, even when you’re on your third load of laundry), this Chief Everything Officer T-Shirt offers a relaxed, boxy silhouette that says: “I’m not doing it all today, but I could if I had to.”

It’s the T-shirt version of a boundary: soft but firm, oversized but intentional, cheeky but wise.
Wear it to brunch. To therapy. To your next “Why am I the only one who knows where the scissors are?” meltdown. It’s gender-neutral but spiritually female — because let’s be honest, no one carries the invisible load quite like you.

Whether you’re WFH, taking a well-earned rest day, or simply tired of bras and bullsh*t, this Chief Everything Officer T-Shirt is built to move with you — emotionally, mentally, and hormonally.

It’s more than a vibe. It’s a statement.
And if your partner, child, or boss doesn’t get the joke? That’s OK. This tee isn’t for them. It’s for the woman in the mirror who does everything and still wonders if it’s enough. Spoiler alert: it is. You are.

Gift it to yourself. Gift it to your bestie. Hell, gift it to every woman you know who’s carrying the emotional, mental, logistical, and grocery list load of an entire household while replying to texts with “no worries” through gritted teeth.

Product Features of the Chief Everything Officer T-Shirt:

• 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton for solid colors (Athletic Heather includes poly blend)

• Oversized, boxy fit with dropped shoulders for maximum comfort

• Double-needle stitching = built to last

• Medium-weight = breathable without being flimsy

• FYG™ Exclusive design: unapologetic, understated, unforgettable

Care Instructions for your Chief Everything Officer T-Shirt:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), non-chlorine bleach

• Tumble dry low, low iron if needed

• Do not dry clean — just like your emotional wounds, air that sh*t out

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  Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
  Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
  Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00